Following an EPIC wrestling match with John Lewis's website (which, with hindsight I think was down to the fact I had Silverlight running, which always fucks up my browser - anyone else get this with Chrome?), the last loose threads of Christmas are SORTED, in the form of wrapping paper and bows and things ( Read more... )

So, ok, it has been another interesting week. I don't even ... I just ... uh. Anyway yeah. Hi ( Read more... )

I don't miss you, I miss ever having thought it could all be alright. Like living in the Garden of Eden with no fig leaves. Like that, that's what I miss ( Read more... )

1) We want the rich - both individuals and companies - to be taxed on the basis advertised to and applied to the rest of us. In other words, if I cannot have my wages paid directly into an offshore account to avoid paying UK tax on it, then Starbucks, Virgin, David Cameron and Amazon should have to follow precisely the same rules and fulfil ( Read more... )

Damian Thompson has recently used the Daily Telegraph to highlight the difference between blogging and journalism.

"... medical science has no great difficulty explaining what’s wrong with most people diagnosed, or self-diagnosed, with ME. Their brains create a debilitating fatigue and pain that often correlates with certain personality traits. ( Read more... )

Tried on some rust-coloured superskinny jeans the other day.

Looked as if I were either a badly made chorizo, or my legs had developed enormous foreskins.

O HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAA! Look at his name LOOK AT HIS NAME!

Well. How bloody brilliant was THAT?

A successful day. The floors were washed, much to the resentment of three of the cats, while Henrijk, as ever, fell upon the moving mop like George Galloway on an ego trip.

Speaking of: DEAR GOD THE INTERNET HAS BEEN DRIVING ME INSANE for the last two days. With Akin, Galloway and fucking Julian fucking asshat Assangefuck[1], it's like rape ( Read more... )

Isn't it HOT THOUGH? Isn't it?

I basically spent today with my feet in a bucket of cold water (pink, matches my piggy varnish), looking at this:


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